Team Nutria

John Lancia for now, but I am currently taking applications to join Team Nutria. Please send cover letter and resume to nutrialove at gmail dot com.

Location: New York City

Why are we doing this?: Motivational creativity kicks my ass.

Filmmaking experience:Lots of experimental films in Super8, 16mm and 35mm. A handful of short videos, and lots of music video pieces. Check the blip.tv page son!

Equipment: Is not important as the final product, plus if I told you what software and version number I was using, you'd laugh in my face.

http://johnlancia.blip.tv/

We're not going anywhere today.

sentence: At least no matter where we go we won't have to wait for a seat.

team: Team Nutria

Awake for only a minute.

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published on February 4, 2007 - 17:48

 

A Cooking Process

sentence: Ninety percent of everything is crap, so tell the truth and run.

team: Team Nutria

90% of all food in my fridge is pure shit. I am telling you the truth, now that's why I cooked a veggie dog.

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published on September 3, 2006 - 23:00

 

Crab and Oyster

sentence: The crab is enemy to the oyster.

team: Team Nutria

Crab is the main enemy of the oyster spat. Crab can be prevented from entering the enclosure by covering the enclosure using fine mesh netlon.

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published on May 7, 2006 - 23:00

 

I Amaze Everybody

sentence: I amaze everybody.

team: Team Nutria

My friend Lis tells a story while Mothra eats breakfast. Lis amazes everybody with her story, but I amaze everybody with my burp.

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published on April 9, 2006 - 23:00

 

The Dream

sentence: Give me a little time to enjoy the dream.

team: Team Nutria


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published on March 5, 2006 - 23:00

 

Repeat Indefinitely

sentence: So, I must ask you, is "indefinite limbo" redundant?

team: Team Nutria

Video limbo.

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published on February 5, 2006 - 23:00

 

The Group Will Not Allow It.

sentence: The group will not allow it.

team: Team Nutria

Uh, I don't even know how to explain this one. All I'm saying is that we tried to get Mickey Rooney to play the part of the Ramen character, but he was unavailable, or dead, or something... Wow...

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published on January 9, 2006 - 17:00

 

Keep Calm

sentence: If she turned away, just for a few minutes, there he would be again, lying in a tray.

team: Team Nutria

Police officers give birth to a still born creature in the back of a car.

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published on October 9, 2005 - 23:00

 
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